love.live.laugh

I reblog whatever i think is fasinating
cassie <3

i cybered on omegle today

You:hi
Stranger:hey
You:wanna cyber
Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:ya
Stranger:And okay then, you start?
You:i come into ur bedroom
You:and ur sleeping
You:and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:I'm still asleep
You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:and u wake up and smile
Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:cutting off your penis
Stranger:wait
You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:Then what...?
You:I HATE YOU
Stranger:I didn't cheat
You:you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:nobody ever knows what happened
You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:the end
Stranger:I have a mercedes?
You:not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
— 45 minutes ago with 113457 notes

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via maddnificent)

— 1 hour ago with 309085 notes

stylishirish:

i’m gonna take a shower and write my essay and who knows maybe i’ll even kill a man i’m feeling inspired 

— 1 hour ago with 10 notes
death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:
Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

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death-by-lulz:

thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

— 1 hour ago with 8730 notes

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: devotionii)

— 1 day ago with 75382 notes

“Now, what would you be looking for when you’re looking for a woman?” [x]

(Source: saansastarks, via can-you-nawt)

— 1 day ago with 607 notes

mychemcalromance:

roses are red

tumblr is blue

nobody likes you

so fuck off yahoo

(via can-you-nawt)

— 1 day ago with 6973 notes

rehabbed:

if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid

(via can-you-nawt)

— 1 day ago with 15704 notes